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Joke of the Day
"I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible."
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"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"
"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"
"*Japanese Zen garden tour* Guide: It's important to be quiet & not disturb the- *Me from back eating huge bag of chips*: DUDE WE CANT HEAR U"
"Tits are like Lego bricks... They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."
"""will..."" *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* ""... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?"" *Eminem flips table and storms out*"
"Like it or not this joke is binary."
"The leg rests have taken over! Fear the Ottoman Empire!"
"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."
"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."