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Joke of the Day
"If you're gay in the Muslim world you are fucked.."
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"There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to."
"Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives? They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs."
"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"
"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."
"Society: Be yourself ........ Society: No not like that"
"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."
"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."
"So now i hear donald trump wants to put auto gun turrets on his wall I say, do the coastlines too. Keep out those merpeople!"
"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."