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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend always likes to pretend to be 14 when we have sex... I don't know why, she'll be 14 in a couple years anyway."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"

"I was told a good joke at a New Year party... Hillary Clinton"

"one time a girl asked for my number and i got so nervous that i accidentally gave her my social security number"

"Women need to relax and stop worrying so much about their bodies. Men aren't picky! Unless you're chubby or have a wrinkle or something."

"What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails"

"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."

"Did you hear about the million dollar Dutch lottery? If you win, you get a dollar a year ... for a million years."

"How could Donald Trump support Mitt Romney? Didn't he know Romney was made in Mexico?"

"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."