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Joke of the Day
"Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!"
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"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."
"What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged"
"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"
"Jesus walks into a boarding house.... Jesus walks into a boarding house. He puts three nails down on the counter and asks ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One I like to crush with a sledgehammer till juice squirts out, the other is a watermelon"
"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."
"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."
"Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany? Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race..."