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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"
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"It was called a jumpoline...... Until your mom got on it."
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"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."
"My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist... I told him that's a strange way to say interior designer."
"I don't like my masseuse... She just rubs me the wrong way."
"What do you call a helpful potato? A Facilitater"
"What does a zombie conductor say? Traaaains."