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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."
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"""This website requires Java"" *gets cup of coffee* ""This website requires Java"" *looks at coffee* *throws coffee at monitor*"
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"When should I send a picture of my cat to my boyfriend? I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is."
"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"
"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"Mom there's a boogie man in my closet! *mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes."
"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."