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Joke of the Day
"please, Frankenstein was my creator's name; call me The Monster"
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"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."
"[Library] MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*"
"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"
"Stephen Harper"
"What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? Hardcore prawn"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."
"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"
"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"
"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."