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Joke of the Day
"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."
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"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."
"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"
"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"
"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother."
"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"
"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"
"Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there."
"Can you run a bath when you have the runs? ... only if you have enough."
"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""