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Joke of the Day

"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"

"children crying as stepdad attempts to overturn custom t-shirt mall kiosk that accidentally typed ""#2 dad"" on his photo, stepdad also crying"

"My local post office uses four checkouts unless it's really busy; then they use one."

"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."

"YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?! Shifting before you are driving fast enough to do so."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"

"Hey Buzzfeed, the only way my beard is 2% feces... ...is if I just finished eating 98% of the pussy."

"Turns out Danny Devito isn't so short after all... ...just found out the figurines on his parents' wedding cake were actual size."

"""My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth"" was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?"

"I had a Menage a trois organised... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."