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Joke of the Day
"stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center"
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"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"