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Joke of the Day
"A Mexican and a Black are in the car. Who is driving? The Cop."
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"A Russian businessman has been ordered to pay his wife $4.5 billion in what is being called the world's most expensive divorce. Then L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling said, ""Stay tuned."""
"Yo Mama... Yo mama so old and so fat that when she sat down, they called it the Cambrian mass extinction."
"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""
"hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says ""it's new and needs to breathe"""
"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"
"Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold? He passed the bar"
"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: What kind of body do you want to have? ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human"
"Blind people Gotta hand it to them."
"What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs? Consuelo! My mother told me this one"