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Joke of the Day

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers."

"i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money"

"What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!"

"What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!"

"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"

"When is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"

"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."

"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"And after I smoked the medicinal marijuana, I ate three tubes of medicinal chocolate chip cookie dough."