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Joke of the Day

"How do you know Moby Dick was a gay whale? Because he was trying to swallow the sea men..."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."

"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"

"It's weird how many of my ancestors were sepia-toned."

"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"

"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a c**kroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."

"How do you know if a Catholic girl puts out? Ask her about her relationship with her father"

"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."

"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."

"Why wouldn't the mother take her kids to the classical music concert? Too much sax and violins."