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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a Catholic girl puts out? Ask her about her relationship with her father"
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"My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer."
"The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !"
"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"
"ME: Hmm. My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I'm delusional UBER DRIVER: I didn't say anything"
"What do you call an isolated mystical forest creature? Gnome alone."
"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"