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Joke of the Day
"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"
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"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"
"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"
"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"
"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."
"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."
"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?"
"Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!"
"Why do the horses hate the jockey? Because he's a horse racist."
"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."