199812

Joke of the Day

"Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich."

"I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me."

"What's the best thing about getting Reddit at a young age? Getting tired of sandwich jokes before embarrassing oneself on one's first date."

"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""

"I was going to get a sex change. But I couldn't quite pull it off."

"You know what's better than having roses on your piano? Having tulips on your organ!"

"Me:*looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr. Plum in the ballroom with the wrench. Family: M: Mom: We stopped playing that game 5 hours ago."

"The penguin is mightier than the swordguin."

"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"

"""I find it hard, it's hard to find"" - Kurt Cobain looking for the TV remote"