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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
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"In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner."
"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""
"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."
"Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married... Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves"
"Scientists have discovered that mothers are the driving force behind their children. Because Force = ma."
"How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women."
"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."