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Joke of the Day

"A lawyer is offered two cases... He can either defend a rapist or defend a burglar. He says: ""I'll defend the rapist, I love when people get fucked."""

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, ""It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms"" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?"

"Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans."

"How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now."

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."

"What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!"

"What's the difference between Bud Light and piss? The vortex bottle"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America"