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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bud Light and piss? The vortex bottle"

"Have you heard of the new resturant on the moon? Great food...but no atmosphere."

"Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he's probably just another burrowcrat."

"""Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."" - my 2 year old"

"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."

"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."

"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""

"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."

"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."

"They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet."