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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!"
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"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."
"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."
"What did the Jewish lesbian say to her girlfriend before taking her virginity? L'hymen"
"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"
"A Roman walk into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, ""5 drinks, please!"""
"I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt."
"If you are talking to me and I appear as if I'm attentively listening, I'm probably just silently correcting your grammar in my head."
"A cannibal passes a Girl Scout cookie stand. ""How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?"" he asks with a large smile on his face."
"What's the difference between dollars and Jews? I give a shit when I lose 6 million dollars."