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Joke of the Day
"There is one rule to Tennis Love means nothing"
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"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."
"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."
"Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."
"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."
"If I had a time machine I'd destroy the invention of autotune and say ""good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"""
"Where's the ""It's Complicated"" box to check off on this tax form?"
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"