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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys? Coach."
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"Costs of living are so high that my wife sleeps with me again She can't afford new pair of batteries"
"I had sex for an hour and 20 seconds today... Thank you daylight savings time."
"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."
"WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT YOU FAT MONSTER NEIGHBOR I shout to my ceiling."
"I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything."
"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"
"What kind of Olive Oil do Reddit users use to masturbate? Extra Virgin"
"Me: C'mon. Dog: No. Me: Let's go. Dog: No. Me: Please? Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? Me: It's just rain. Dog: I already pooped in your shoe."
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"