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Joke of the Day
"I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything."
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"What do you call a necrophiliacs erection? Mourning wood."
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"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer... A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her top breast pocket. ""Some assholes got my pen"" she said."
"A black and a Mexican are in a car.. Who's driving? The police"