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Joke of the Day
"I have diabetes.... There's no sugar coating it."
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"How many dead prostitutes we need to change a lightbulb ? Certainly not three, because in my basement is still dark."
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"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
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"I love watching the wife sleep. Not so much the husband."