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Joke of the Day
"What did the hookers hang on the christmas tree? Whore-naments"
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"Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys? Because he is a little shellfish."
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"Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''"
"How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel."
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"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""
"I dont know if this is old but anyway What would you rate hitlers invasion of poland I personally would rate it nein out of ten Thankyou goodnight"
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"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."