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Joke of the Day

"I love watching the wife sleep. Not so much the husband."

"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."

"Rafael Nadal got done by an Australian teenager today at Wimbledon. Rolf Harris is having raging fits of jealousy."

"The mayor of Baltimore"

"Cop: Will I find any drugs in your car? Me: I don't know but if you do, I'm not sharing."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 shot up a school"

"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."

"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"

"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."

"what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy"