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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'"
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"Modified oldie: My dick is ... Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!"
"Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS"
"DOCTOR: I have some bad news. You have HIV ROMAN: What?! DOCTOR: Do you have any questions at this time? ROMAN: Yes, wtf is H4?"
"What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent"
"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."
"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"Girl Monster 1: ""I hear you've met the perfect guy."" Girl Monster 2: ""Oh yes he's a bad dream come true!"""
"In what situation would you need Nancy to come out of the ground? in an emergenancy"
"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."