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Joke of the Day

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."

"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"

"The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella. It was assault with battery!"

"I always found you should try and get high quality bleach when you can. The cheap stuff taste horrible."

"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."

"Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college"

"What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere"

"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"

"Why couldnt the laptop see? Cause it was SoDIMM"

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"