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Joke of the Day

"I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie."

"Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!"

"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"

"Strings are usually pretty straight Unless they're knot"

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"

"I recently entered a blindfolded masturbation competition... I haven't seen the results yet so I've no idea where I came..."

"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"

"if i don't respond to your text, it's because i fell asleep finding a dumb picture of mos def to send u in lieu of typing ""most definitely"""

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"