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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"
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"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."
"FYI: hey my wife came home in a terrible mood and I figured I'd read her one of my tweets to cheer her up, turns out that's a bad idea guys"
"A farmer asks the scarecrow if he likes his job ""Well... this job isn't for everyone..."" the scarecrow ponders, ""but hey... it's in my jeans"""
"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim."
"I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off..."