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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"
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"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"
"Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction. ""One? There are hundreds of them"""
"DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*"
"Famous last words ""with this snow, the road looks like a sidewalk!"" Jimmy exclaimed, Famous last words..."
"I asked my German professor... ...""can you tell me how many credit hours of German this school offers?"" She replied, ""nine."" ""Well, thanks anyways,"" I said."
"What's on the inside of a clean nose? Fingerprints."
"When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door? Beat it, We're closed."
"There are five states of matter. 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma 5. Black Lives"
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."