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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"

"How do Asian women test for pregnancy? Put a Rubik's Cube in the vagina for exactly one minute and see if it comes out solved."

"Why was the pigeon theater troupe arrested? They were staging a coo."

"I'm agnostic. What happens to me when I die? Idk. (I decay)"

"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"

"I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast"

"A truck load of Viagra was stolen yesterday Police don't know who did it, but they're on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"What's the funniest number ever? l0l"

"This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."