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Joke of the Day

"The people who post to /r/jokes have zero sense of humor... Maybe it's a weird meta-humor thing....or maybe this is where everyone's creepy uncle hangs out"

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"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."
"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"
"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."
"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."
"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."
"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."
"My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away in fact -StewartFrancis"