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Joke of the Day

"For tentative people there's no place like ""erm""."

"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off."

"What did one ocean say to the other? I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep."

"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."

"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."

"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."

"Reddit is down? Now where will 9gag get all of its content?"

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."

"NFL Players + Fireworks ="