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Joke of the Day

"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""

"[turns to buddy just before bar fight] ""I'll take the guy with the glasses, you take the guy dressed as a ninja"""

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."

"Two guys walk into a bar They both had a concussion"

"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."

"To Do List While in Jail 1. Ask someone for an Eskimo kiss and when they shake their head no say,""Hey why'd you start without me?"" 2. 3."

"A little Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars. His dad says, ""50 dollars?! Why the heck do you need 40 dollars? 30 dollars is a LOT of money!"""

"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."