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Joke of the Day

"Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half."

"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !"

"Why was ""six"" afraid of ""seven?"" Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Advice from gay people. Never take tips from gay people, because you might get shafted. Disclosure: Am not homophobic!"

"What does a blonde do to impress others Names herself as James, then introduces herself as I am blonde, James Blonde"

"Poor onions I cried when my Dad sliced Onions. I missed Onions. He was a good dog."

"10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly"

"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."