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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run through grass? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."

"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."

"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."

"I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an ""attorney"" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse."

"40% of divorces stem from $ issues. 40% are caused by infidelity. The remaining 20% have been linked to IKEA purchases requiring assembly."

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"A girl to her friend... ""isn't that guy hot? I am gonna ask him out"" ""he doesn't look good when he laugh"" - said the other girl ""don't worry, he won't laugh anymore"""

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."