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Joke of the Day
"Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups"
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"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"
"I should try my hand at high stakes poker because I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face when knowingly using an expired coupon."
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""
"10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule."
"If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now"
"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
"Some days, I wish I were robosexual, because if I was into bots, I would have all the luck on Tinder."
"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."