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Joke of the Day

"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""

"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"

"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over you shoulders."

"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"

"My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO."

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"Ran out of laundry detergent, so I poured in some Windex. It worked OK, except for all the birds smacking into me."

"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"

"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"