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Joke of the Day

"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""

"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"I just got a new dog that's half Saint Bernard and half Pitbull He likes to save people and then kill them."

"Time for a joke. ""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Well, why don't you ask your sister?"" ""But I don't have a..."""

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."

"red ring xbox My First Weekly Meme, Bad Luck Brian and his xbox :D"

"What do you call it when you get a blowjob from a woman with Zika? A little head"

"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."

"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"