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Joke of the Day
"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"
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"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"
"Teacher: you can be anything you want Me: Beyonce Her: well, not that (we stare at each other blankly for 17 min...) Me: Hi I'm Beyonce"
"What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work? I missed you"
"My friend told me I sounded pretentious in my essay I don't get it: I don't think I sound ostentatious."
"whats red and bangs on the window? A baby in the microwave"
"""Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?"" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants."
"I hit 2k followers. Now that I've gathered you all here, I'd like to discuss the benefits of Amway"
"Penis Sizes A black kid comes home from his first day of school and says, ""Momma, I have the biggest penis in the 3rd grade! Is it because I'm black?"" The mom says, ""No, nigga'! It's because your 17!"""
"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."