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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!"

"how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles"

"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"

"How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool? Ask them to get out of the pool."

"TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher Whoops, wrong sub."

"What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, they just waved."

"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "

"The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System."

"So a seal walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""What can I get for you?"" And the seal replies ""Anything but a Canadian Club on ice."""

"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."