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Joke of the Day

"So a seal walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""What can I get for you?"" And the seal replies ""Anything but a Canadian Club on ice."""

"I asked my teacher what I had to do to pass the course. He said to get 50% on the exam and give him a blowjob But I don't think I got 50% on the exam"

"I'm funny. But hey looks aren't everthing! Source: roger miller"

"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."

"How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!"

"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"

"A Man Is Reading An r/Jokes Post... ""Heh heh, that's pretty humorous... ...Just like my arm bone."""

"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."

"There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it."

"There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house."