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Joke of the Day
"How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool? Ask them to get out of the pool."
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"What did Trump say to Hillary when she told him a joke? ""You're Hillaryus"" I'll walk myself out..."
"NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? ""Count"" you dumb cunt."
"Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke."
"Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."
"Well Done to Barack Obama... The first Black man to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during a parole hearing."
"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."
"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."