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Joke of the Day
"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."
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"Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"[NSFW] Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street."
"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."
"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"
"I think that's enough coffee. I can hear my cells dividing."
"What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? GINGER."
"In response to being asked if I had a good weekend: Days off are like blowjobs -- even the bad ones are good."
"I'd like people more if they were kittens instead."
"""Can someone call me a doctor?!"" You're a doctor. ""Please I'm losing my patience!"" You're a terrible doctor."