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Joke of the Day
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
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"What did the zoophile scientist say to his assistant? If you need me I'll be in my lab"
"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."
"*on the subway* CUTE GUY: [mouths ""hi""] PRETTY GIRL: [mouths ""hi"" back] ME, IN BETWEEN THEM: [exaggeratedly mouths ""YOU GUYS LIKE HOTDOGS""]"
"""Name?"" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs."
"""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" is history, but can we at least keep the ""Don't Tell"" part around for people who love to talk about being vegan?"
"If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn... **FREMULON**"
"Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance"
"A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition. Syphilis."
"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"