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Joke of the Day
"A sadist and a masochist are talking. The masochist says, ""Hit me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""
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"I've missed the last 50 years of ""Doctor Who."" Can somebody quickly catch me up?"
"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"
"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."
"What's the most problematic time of day? 4:04"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1..... Because they are very efficient, but not very funny. Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk"
"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."
"I was with my friends when.. One of them asked the other if he was a virgin. He replied ""No, I came out mom's vagina."" I honestly don't know how to feel about this."