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Joke of the Day
"What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common? His supporters have a blind trust."
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"[creation] GOD: Gather round creatures & I'll tell you what you'll eat ANTEATER: I'm SO excited! DUNG BEETLE: I got a bad feeling about this"
"What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black? A ripe bananna"
"So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network."
"My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck"
"What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars."
"3yr old had a urine test today so we gave him smarties for peeing in a cup. Now he and his brother are pissing in EVERYTHING for more candy."
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains."
"What does it sound like when two churches fight? Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!"
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "