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Joke of the Day

"A legume broke out of prison today Police are looking for the escapea."

"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."

"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."

"I was casually swimming with a great white shark today. Until he bit my whole arm off."

"Im new to reddit S.O.S How did I asap Iraq.... I ran"

"I work at an investment firm We got a new CIO to head up the Agriculture/Farm investment team. He reports to the EIEIO."

"I hate going to pancake houses because it just reminds me that I bought a stupid, non-delicious house."

"My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran."

"Ever wonder where the happiest place in the world is? It's gate 25 @ Kansas City airport after they announce 2hr delay for flight to NYC."