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Joke of the Day

"Sex to a man is like hunger. If he can't get into an expensive French restaurant, he will go to McDonalds."

"Knock knock. Come in."

"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."

"I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain."

"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left"" Because black people have no rights."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."

"How did Godzilla escape the trains? He threw them off their tracks."

"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers, please"""

"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."