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Joke of the Day
"What is the summit of trust? Receiving a blowjob from a cannibal"
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"TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right"
"The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering."
"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"
"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."
"What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts."
"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."
"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"
"""Have u seen my cat?"" ""I saw a cat down the road?"" ""Really? [shows me a picture] was it this cat?"" ""No, the one I saw was dead."""