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Joke of the Day

"What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts."

"What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !"

"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"

"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."

"I like to take a dog with me when I play golf.... I put my balls in its mouth."

"Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !"

"Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her."

"This upcoming USA presidential election That's it... that's the punch line."

"This evening I watched a Series of Unfortunate Events Then I turned off the news and watched Netflix."

"QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between ""I do"" and ""You'd better!"""